Most of the year it's not that easy being green (just ask Kermit the Frog), but there’s no doubt that when St. Patrick’s Day rolls around, it’s actually way easier if you’re green. All those lucky green folks out there won’t have to stress about what to wear on St. Patrick’s Day because — well — they’ll wear exactly what they always wear! Not only will they be able to sleep in an extra 5 minutes that morning, but they also won’t have to spend the day hiding in the bathroom to avoid getting pinched or frantically trying to convince people that, yes their shirt is green, NOT turquoise.
If you need a little more luck this March 17th (or you just want to avoid getting pinched) then take a page out of one of these famous green characters’ books.
1) Star Wars’ Yoda
Come to the Green Side, we’ve got luck!
5) Marvel’s She-Hulk
You definitely don’t want to pinch She-Hulk because she will definitely Hulk out on you. No one messes with She-Hulk.
7) Marvel’s Hulk
It’s a good thing that the Hulk is green because he can’t seem to stop his shirt from getting ripped. So — even if he remembered to wear a green shirt — he’d probably end up destroying it before St. Patrick’s Day was over anyway.
9) Uncle Grandpa’s Mr. Gus
Mr. Michael Marshal Breakfast Gusford, or Mr. Gus, can’t wait to head to the pub for a St. Patrick’ Day pint with Uncle Grandpa and Belly Bag. It’s worth getting a bigger belly bag for some of those tasty fish and chips.
14) Super Mario’s Luigi
Nintendo’s Luigi dresses all in green and he’s always after gold coins… Maybe he’s really a leprechaun!?
It's dangerous to go alone on St. Patrick’s Day! Take this green Nintendo shirt.
16) Bring It On’s Clovers
The Toros better watch out because there’s no beating a Clover on St. Patrick’s Day.
18) The Good Dinosaur’s Arlo
Arlo and Spot must have a lucky horseshoe or something because they survived that infamous “end of the dinosaur” comet!
Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, and Donatello are hoping to find a pizza at the end of the rainbow.
If you aren’t one of the lucky few who rocks a signature green look all year long, then save yourself the trouble by finding the perfect Fifth Sun St. Patrick’s Day t-shirt instead. Everyone will be green with envy when they see your festive St. Patrick’s Day tee!